Logo shorts

These shorts weren’t supposed to exist. We originally ordered some gear bags from a manufacturer in Pakistan, and as a sample, they tossed in one random pair of shorts. Just one. No explanation.

Coach Dave started wearing them around the gym, and immediately people started talking. There were lots of compliments and staring. We’re still not entirely sure if it was the shorts, or how alarmingly good they looked on Dave. Either way, the demand was real. The problem was, Dave owned the only pair in existence, and he made it very clear he wasn’t giving them up. We did the only logical thing, we ordered more. Now they’re here. And they’ve been a huge hit.

Comfortable, durable, and flexible enough for standing around looking like you know exactly what you’re doing. Available in black, white, and red, so you can coordinate with your personal style, or your level of emotional maturity.

Wearing these shorts may prompt Coach Dave to nod at you with quiet approval. However, results may vary. Dave is still Dave.